Pandora Opens The Box - Greek God Zeus Says NO!

Pandora Opens The Box - Greek God Zeus Says NO!

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Greek Gods "Pandoras Box" Epic Fail T-Shirt


One billion years ago, in the house of the rising sun (with Saturn in retrograde)... a young woman made of Gods blood, fond of laughter and play, found herself in a predicament of epic proportions... she was Pandora, the most feline of lady parts ever to walk the Earth.

Holding the balance of the Life Eternal in her delicate ivory hands, she scoffed at the prospect of danger and took a headlong dive into the eye of Sauron... in doing so, Goddess Pandora opened the earthen box to which she was forewarned, releasing all evil unto the world... Oops!

Her melancholic sadness could be heard universal, shaking the stars themselves... the entire destruction of middle earth was no small matter... for opening the Pithos, she now faced the wrath of Zeus, the Greek father of Gods and Men... sure to be a punishment of woe and disgrace... perhaps even lightning bolts directly to the eyes?

But Zeus, in all his sage and wisdom knew beforehand how the tale would tell... and so forgave Pandora, teaching all mankind the most prolific lesson for the age of Aquarius:

Curiosity Killed The Cat. ;)

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