My pal is with me every day... we laugh, we dance, we eat, we play. If you don't have a pal like mine, you must find a friend with which to dine! Friends like him don't grow on trees, so fast to laugh, so quick to please. If you don't have a pal like mine, I urge you quick, to get one fine.
I found him in the lily pond, just appeared as if he spawned! We've since come close, like bosom brothers, even though we've other mothers. Our first adventure was a blast, we hit the town and travelled fast. Made a mess, it was the best... slapped with fines and jail times!
We do everything, just me and him, keen on all my crazy whims. We tromp through towns, and have a hoot, when evening comes, we shine our boots. He taught me everything I know, like not to feast on yellow snow. We set them up, and knock them down... but he didn't warn me, about the brown. He's jokester, loyal and funny. I'll get him back, you bet you're honey!
With him the rain is sweet cascade, the clouds are white instead of grey. The nights are fun, just like free money, and the days are always sunny. All you folks need a pal like mine, that gets your jokes, and treats you fine. He taught me joy and freedom and fun, he's my boy and we will run!