Cherry Bomb T-Shirt - Vintage Firecracker Clothing

Cherry Bomb T-Shirt - Vintage Firecracker Clothing

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Vintage Firecracker "Chery Bomb" Retro Fashion T-Shirt


Make Fruit Salad... Not War!

Me thinks the world would be a better place if wars were only fought with fruit... hurling a bountiful array of mother natures delicacies at our enemies is a much more humane way to resolve our cultural differences... me thinks this so much, I wrote a little poem:

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With pinapple bombs and ripe kiwi rifles;
banana bazookas ensure our survival.

Grape grenades in purple and green;
provide succulent hits that don't rip out you spleen!

Papaya pistols and mango machetes;
splatter your fights with a taste that's so pretty.

A pink Peach slingshot can never go wrong;
and let's not forget the Cherry Bomb!

Submerged Submarines that shoot Pears and purple plums;
cannons are packed with fresh Guava Gums.

Granny Apple rockets and Orange Crush missiles;
conk out your foes and sweet wet your whistles.

The savory taste of natural fruits;
are yours for the taking to hurl, bomb or shoot.

Take our advice and grab for a treat;
instead of a weapon designed to defeat.
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*Brought to you with love by the Rational Human Being Conservation Society.

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