Baby Nymph Rides the Lady Bird - High Fantasy Fairy Tee

Baby Nymph Rides the Lady Bird - High Fantasy Fairy Tee

$19.69 + FREE Shipping (USA)
Qty:Add to Cart
Whatchya Think?  
5/5 of 2 Ratings

Baby Nymph Rides "Lady Bird" to Certain Impending Doom T-Shirt

My mission is to save the day, the night... the everything in-between.

There is a voracious beast which threatens to devour our civilization in the dewy green woods of Yardica... described as a deep black cloud that slowly hovers towards, bringing a terrorizing roar, loud enough to freeze you in place... finally arriving, and in one fell swoop, is capable of annihilating an entire city, like a rapid frenzied animal with nothing but painful, mindless hunger... a horrid monstrosity.

My name is Baby Nymph, a true child of nature's mother Earth... as I mount my winged lady bird, Cuush... we prepare to launch into the swirling purple skies, flying to save our peaceful woodland civilization from a long impending doom... a monster with which we do not know how to defend against.

During our long history here in the great blades of green... we have battled Red Raging Elves, Black River Trolls, Dark Tree Faeries, Thulsa Doom Snakes, even warded off the legendary Kitten of The Apocalypse... but this time, I feel as though we may not be able to overcome this massive soulless threat to our existence... something so large and unavoidable, it boggles the large imagination of an imaginary little people.

Through generations of myth and mystery, it has earned a dark name... spoken only in hushed tones late at night, as if it's always listening, even it's name spoken aloud would call it's wretched terror out into the open to wreak it's destructive havoc upon our tiny world ... a true legend without remorse, it's unholy name is...

The Lawnmower.

Peace Now - Hippie Fashion Revolution T-Shirt
Hippie Fashion "Revolution Clothing" Peace Now Activist T-Shirt Dummy says: What is that.....

Gimme Hugs - Cute Hug Me Monster T-Shirt
Awesome Retro "Gimme Hugs" Cute Monster T-Shirt Every good soul deserves a great hug. They'..

Cherry Bomb T-Shirt - Vintage Firecracker Clothing
Vintage Firecracker "Chery Bomb" Retro Fashion T-Shirt Make Fruit Salad... Not War! Me..

The Adventures of Pinocchio - String Puppet Pinnochio T Shirt
Jiminy Cricket and "The Adventures of Pinocchio" String Puppet Marionette T-Shirt Before th..

Vintage Tea Cats - Victorian Cats T-Shirt
Cool Cats Clothing "Victorian Tea Cats" Vintage Animal T-Shirt I Can Has Cheezburger? ..

Custom Playing Cards T-Shirt - Joker and Ace Card Deck
Vintage Deck "Jokers and Aces" Playing Cards T-Shirt There was a time when I traveled the w..

Baby Nymph Rides the Lady Bird - High Fantasy Fairy Tee
Baby Nymph Rides "Lady Bird" to Certain Impending Doom T-Shirt My mission is to save the da..

Haight Ashbury in The Sky with Diamonds - Summer of Love - Frisco 1969 T-Shirt
Frisco 1969 Summer of Love "Haight Ashbury" Free Love Hippies T-Shirt Besides the legendary..

Pandora Opens The Box - Greek God Zeus Says NO!
Greek Gods "Pandoras Box" Epic Fail T-Shirt One billion years ago, in the house of the risi..

Ouija Board - Occult Alchemy Oujia T-ShirtNew
Spooky Vintage Occult "Ouija Board" Alchemy T-Shirt Occult in it's nature, like eyes in the..

Vintage Flower T Shirt - Hippies and Flower Power Tee - Iwo Jima Peace Warrior
Iwo Jima WWII "Flower Power" Peace Warrior T-Shirt Four years in the jungle, that's what I ..

Seventies Peace Hand - Vintage Hippie Fashion T-Shirt
Vintage American Flag "Hippie Peace Sign" Fashion T-Shirt Brothers and Sisters... give a ha..

Huge Boom Comics Shirt - Comic Book Explosions - Cartoon Speech Bubbles
Vintage Comic Book "Huge Boom" Explosions T-Shirt When I first began reading comics, I neve..

Frog Brigade - The Boys are Back in Town T-ShirtNew
Frog Brigade "The Boys are Back in Town" Cute Animal T-Shirt My pal is with me every day.....

The Pink Elephants T-Shirt - Dumbo's Marching Band of Mayhem
Bubba and "The Pink Elephants" Marching Band of Mayhem T-Shirt Bubba says we're gonna be Pi..